Підозрюваного у крадіжці нижньої білизни обшукують і трахають

Store attendant noticed suspicious character acting fidgety. LP officer was alerted and observed suspect on camera. She was seen concealing large amounts of expensive lingerie on her person. LP officer stepped in and escorted suspect to the security room for interrogation. Suspect was to admit her crime. After several minutes of intimidation, suspect submitted to LP officers terms. Suspect was given leniency as this was her first offense and not arrested. However, an order of no admittance was written up and she cannot be within 500ft of the establishment.