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Whenever you see someone else's penis, you feel like crawling into a hole and ending. Your own penis seems like something that was tacked onto your body as an afterthought. It's like a reminder that you're not really a man, that you're not capable of doing anything real or substantial. You're a laughingstock. People look at you and see a man with a small penis, and they can't help but laugh. You're a freakshow. Your penis is so small It's like a stick figure with a dick tacked on. It could even be called "microscopic." You are a sideshow attraction, a freakish curiosity that people come to gawk at. Your penis is so small that it's almost nonexistent.