Att sätta på svart läppstift

I'm already wearing some lipstick, but I like my lips much darker than this. I grab my black lipstick and I start applying layer after layer until my lips are completely covered. It doesn't matter that the application makes my mouth a bit messy, I keep adding more and more, making my lips bigger and bigger. Then I am blowing kisses and licking my lips sensually for a while. Isn't black the most intensely beautiful lipstick color?