Jag vill inte ha ett knädjur

So you want to be my doggy do you? I know lots of people want a cute little doggy, but that's not really very me. I don't want a useless and lazy lapdog, I want a loyal fighter, a guard doggy who knows to stay at my heel until called. That takes a lot of training, though I have the perfect tool for that, I am going to wrap this spiked collar around your little throat... These spikes aren't decorative, they squeeze and dig into your flesh until you realise your place and learn to behave as instructed.