Payback på Alicias Skjortor

It's payback time for Alicia. The nerve of that bitch thinking she can strike me and get away with it! Ha! That stupid slut left her door open, so there will be no breaking and entering charge against me, and now I'm going to find a couple of her shirts and "make them pretty" by writing and drawing on them and making some simple modifications to the styles. Hmmm... a couple of huge tit holes on this one, and a built-in necktie on this one. What else... "I Like It In Here" on the back with an arrow pointing down. That nasty slut probably likes it there. Maybe a happy sun, some purple birds and a big red flower on the front. Should I sign my artwork?