Мой раздутый живот делает большие отрыжки после моего огромного обеда из свиного ребра барбекю

I guess I went overboard with my lunch today. I went to Hard Rock Cafe with some friends and I asked for a whole BBQ pork rib for lunch. Yes, a whole rib for me. And I ate it all. I am a champion! I thought I wouldn't be able to eat it all when I saw the dish on the table, but I must have been really hungry to finish that amazing rib. And now at home, I deserved the consequences: my belly is too bloated, I feel heavy and I need to burp a lot. I wanted to have a nap so I put my warm pijama on. I need to empty my gassy belly. This way my monstruous belches start coming out one after another one. They are big and they relief my belly. I can't stop burping. I am so cute in my funny winter pijama on, right? I lift my shirt and I tap my belly again and again. It is hard and big. Uffff... I shouldn't have eaten that much, my stomach is not that big for it. Look at my belly, it is huge! My silhouette is like a pregnant. The only remedy for releasing air is burping like a crazy.