Случайность в моих джинсах в ванной

I am getting ready for a bath, when my tummy gives me a crunch. My bladder is very full and my stepfather didn't fixed the bathroom. So I have to improvise, I grab a glass and I try to pee in it. I squat over it, but I cannot target it very well and my golden pipi overspils all over the bathroom floor. I pour the pipi in the bathroom and I clean the floor with some paper. After that, I take a shower and clean myself really good.