Поклоняйся носу моей чернокожей богини

If you want to worship me, you have to appreciate everything about me. My attitude, my sexy body, and even my cute nose. Get over here, you nasty boy! Get a close look inside my nostrils. I know you want me to pick out a booger for you to eat. I’m gonna sneeze in your face and make you lick the snot off of my lips. Watch me spit and blow my nose without a tissue because I'm gonna use you as my human kleenex.