Такой полный писа и так отчаянно идти, но я хочу, чтобы провести его только немного дольше

Oooooohhhhh I have to pee sooooo bad. My bladder feels like it's about to explode. I was out running errands and kept putting off using the bathroom. I had a few water bottles...I was at checkout when it got bad. I was shaking that's how bad I was holding it. I'm STILL holding it. The urge comes in waves. INTENSE waves of desperation. I could easily sit on the toilet right now and let it gush but as desperate as I am to pee...I enjoy this feeling. Oh here it comes again. Hold it hold it hold it...I'm clenching sooooo tight. Look at my belly. I'm so bloated and filled with pee that I look five months pregnant! That's how much pee I'm holding. If I press my belly...ahhhhhhh. This will feel amazing when I release it. I might pee my pants. I can't hold it anymore. Omg. The pee explosion is coming...hold it one more minute. But I need to go sooooo bad. I'm sweating I need to go so bad. I can't hold it...I can't....I'm gonna burst...