Изменяющее жизнь решение

Are you ready to make a life changing decision? I think I can see what your answer is going to be already... Who wants a boring 9-5 job working for some boss who doesn't even know who you are when you could just give it all up and become my pet instead? I'm sure you'd look just purrrrr-fect with a collar, a little collar and not much else!