Куколдаю тебя... Есть приложение для этого

Have you come to disappoint me again? I don't think that's going to happen today, see I've been considering some changes around here. I'm a modern persons, with modern problems, fortunately I also have modern solutions. In fact I have the solution in my pocket right now, just a few taps darling and I can have hours of bliss that you could never deliver, it's so easy!