Писаю на улице, чтобы пережить мое давление мочевого пузыря

I had so much emotion today that my bladder feels like exploding. I went to relax a little bit into a nearby small forest. I cooled myself with a cold can of juicy liquid. I closed into some relaxing clothes and I pee right there on the trail trough the woods. My pee wet my clothes so I walked up and down on the trail until the clothes were dry so I can get back to the car.