Дрочу на мои носки гордыни

You know what time of the year it is, don't you? It's that time of the year when corporations change their icons into rainbow flags and pretend to be my friend! It's not going to work for you though, I see right through you... There is something you could do to make me happy this Pride month though... Submit completely to me, admit that Queer Femme Supremacy is the best kind, and follow my set of simple instructions, I made them extra simple because I know that's all your simple little cis, het brain can cope with... Beg me to save you from your boring heterosexuality.