Дышу в моих вонючих зрелых спортзалах, кроссовках, носках и ступнях

I have a treat for you. My sweaty, smelly gym sneakers. I know how much you secretly love that smell. I've just returned from the gym. I can feel the moisture in my sneakers. They're going to REEK when they come off. I bet you're getting subtle whiffs already...just WAIT. It's so wonderfully intense. Mmmm inhale it. Get that nose of yours DEEP in my sneaker. So musky, nasty. Sniff the bottoms of my warm socks too. Time for the socks to come off. Ahhh feels good but smells so bad. Open wide, take my feet, suck on them just how I tell you. How's it taste? Savor them while I wipe my stinky feet all over your face...