Задание неудачнику 1 подгузник, задача по унижению

As the first assignment of many for your pathetic existence, I want you to go to the store and purchase something. I'm not going to say what it is, but it calls for you to purchase a week's worth of gallons of water. Whatever this assignment consists of, I know you'll do it. You love the idea of being embarrassed, especially while at work. You thrive off of it and you look forward to the next few assignments I'll have for you. Let's see how much of a bitch you are