О, нет, я смачиваю мои джинсы

I've been having trouble with my toilet, and my apartment super hasn't fixed it! I had been out and should have used the toilet! Once home though all the soda I had drank is got me in stressed. It is eeking to release. I have to drop my bags, get out of my jacket, and sneakers. Oh no I don't think Im gonna make it. Where is the maintenance man!! Ut oh... I wet my jeans so badly so embarrassed. Showing it stream down my legs! Even close up of my ruined jeans!