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We've been dating for a short while and you're already bored of me.- I'm a scientist who's created a super formula and give you the first half I've made to try and win you over. It'd start off with you walking into view of "me" wearing very baggy clothes, your hair tied back and wearing glasses, you'll be dismissive and rude as you tell me that you've started seeing someone else, when you're "interrupted" by me desperately trying to keep you, by telling you about the super formula. ".. a.. super formula.. you've got to be joking.. is it real? Show me.." You then reach down and pick up a vial filled with liquid. You look at it skeptically and say; "So.. tell me about it dear.. i-it'll make me immortal? Super strong and fast?... I will be able to fly?.. I think you're pulling my leg.. but.. I will try it.. just know that if this is a poison my new boyfriend is outside and he will kick your ass!"