Umilire mică a penisului cu niște instrucțiuni de masturbare

Today I'm in the mood to laugh at that pathetic cock of yours and guess what? When I went out shopping today I also found something really cute and tiny in a shop..something that reminded me of you haha :) it basically looks like your cock, if we can even call that pathetic thing a cock, anyway! So...I heard it gets hard when it's being insulted...is it true? Let's see just how hard and maybe I'll even give you some instructions and let you cum if you're a good boy haha :P