Afirmações socialmente ineptas para perdedores

You’re a socially inept awkward bitch, aren't you? When it comes to social situations, you are absolutely and utterly fucking useless. You get nervous talking to people, you stumble all over your words. You have an intense fear of talking to people, especially women, you fear being humiliated in social situations. Well my little socially inept fucking reject, today you’re going to accept just how much of a socially awkward fuckup you are. You’re going to embrace your social incompetence by repeating a list of affirmations as you stroke your dick. These affirmations will dig deep into that little socially awkward brain of yours and turn you into an even bigger fucking social reject. Time for the first affirmation, repeat after me you rewire and reprogram your subconscious you fucking social reject!