Antidiarrhea e laxantes para escravo

Oh what was I thinking? Can't believe I let YOU, talk me into this! I took Imodium! backed my self up for three days... then I slammed a bunch of water and laxatives last night. You my pathetic peon of a slave gave me the worst advise, why would I ever listen to your dumb fuck ass.. but I did.. and now my guts swell and roll and ache, so you get the beating. I make you beg for it of course, while I degrade insult and ridicule you. This is gonna be bad, all bad!