Peidando e mijando no pão

You came back home after a long day at work and feel rather hungry, so I got your favorite meal of them all cooking. Come over there in the kitchen so you can watch me prepare it for you. It is going to be one of the juiciest and stinkiest meal out there, I promise. I'm sure that being there and getting to see & sniff it while it's being cooked will only increase your appetite...and your boner ;)