Uwielbiam, że mogę się wokół ciebie pierdnąć

I have guests came over.We are talking but i feel a little uncomfortable.I have a lot of gass and try to keep it all in for over an hour.I finally find a moment to escape the room.I excuse myself and go in a room so i can be all alone and let all the farts out.And there I find you.I'm so relieved that it you and nobody else.Ik like that when i'm with you i can be myself: a very very gassy girl.I find it kind of sexy that you enjoy me farting.I talk with you for almost 15 minutes about how cool is that and that i feel a bond between us because of that.