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I was relaxing in my Hot Tub at my Holiday Cottage in Yorkshire, when there was a knock at the Door and it was the Water Board Inspector Looking for Leaks, He stripped off and Jumped in the Tub with me but he couldn’t find any leaks, so I thought I would check his Credentials but before things got out of hand he said he had to go as they didn’t give him any overtime. Auntie Trisha xxx