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You are pretty sure this date has gone well: you’ve come back to her apartment for ‘coffee’ and you both know what that means. You get in and she turns around to look at you as you toe your shoes off. 'Hmm, you’re kind of short, aren’t you' she muses, eyeing up the obvious height difference between you. 'Are you wearing lifts in your shoes' she asks as she bursts into laughter, explaining she wouldn’t have invited you back if she’d realised how short you were. You try to protest that you’re not that short and her humiliating comments just get meaner, speculating about if what’s in your pants might also be a little shorter than she’s used to.