Wat zit er in mijn slipje?

Wouldn't you like to know? I heard you were curious about what is hiding in my regulation panties, who's to say if it's the same or different to what humans have in there? I'm sure your curiosity is purely scientific, after all you are supposed to be visiting strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilisations so of course you would be curious. Perhaps there is Chenesi? Tendrils? A tower of jade? Who knows?