De Windsor-das leren

I have two new neckties and today I'm going to learn how to tie a Windsor tie and a Half-Windsor. I'm going to look so smart in college when I'm done! I'll just lookup "How to Tie a Necktie" on my phone. Yes, there are a few here. This one looks good. So, start like this... no, wait, it's the other way around. Or is it? No, it's like this. No, I was right before! Let me take another look. Hmmm... okay, this goes under and then... is this right? Yes, I did it! Except this top piece is too short. I'll just tuck the long end inside my shirt. Now, I'll put on my jumper and my blazer. Oh, I'm going to get a lot of winks today!