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This clip is presented like an infomercial where I'm selling human furnitures to women. My furniture stands next to me, very small in comparison. Towering over him, I show him off to the camera and say "Hey ladies!" as I begin my demonstration. My pitch starts off by showing how you can use the furniture as a standard bench by sitting on its back while on hands and knees. Then, in the same position, I show off how you can actually ride on it to take you wherever you need to go! You can kick it to make it go faster or shout out various commands to bend it to your will. It does several laps around the room before I move on to the next position. You can also sit on its upper back while on its knees with its head down. This position is also very comfortable. You can kick your legs up and sit there all day - it's very ladylike and refined. I show you how you can do this in reverse as well, bouncing my jiggly butt on his shoulders like I'm using an exercise ball. It's so fun!