Bef mijn snoepkont deze kerst

Something tells me that you really enjoyed eating all that candy off my feet, haven't you, little freak? But I came to the conclusion that you're not fat enough just yet - you gotta put on some extra layers of fat before the end of the year comes! And what better way to fatten your ass up than to eat some Nutella and candy off my ass? I know that you would absolutely love to kiss and worship that perfectly-round butt, and you know very well that I wouldn't let you do it otherwise, so you better thank me and lick it properly! I want you to lick it until there is absolutely no drop of Nutella left and no candy, either! And if you won't be doing it well enough, I might as well fart in your stupid mouth haha :) I want you to suck on my farts instead of desert this Xmas! Enjoy, freak!