Je bent een treurige verliezer zonder leven, blijf randen, gooning en aftrekken, porno zombie!

You are so fucked up. You can't stop pumping to porn like a zombie. Your addiction is so fucking deep that all you need to do is watch porn, goon and rack your brains all night. You are a pitiful loser with no life, no love, and no self-esteem! You will stroke your loser's cock until your brain is fried! So keep edging, gooning, and jerking, don't let this addiction ever end. You don't want it to end, you just want to get more and more fucked up as you get addicted to porn.