핫한 로커 새엄마가 나를 따먹어. 조이 할로웨이와 마이클 다이아몬드

So I'm taking a day off from college classes and making it a lazy day of laying around the house when I found myself involved in a sneaky situation. I'm almost resting on the sofa when I hear the patio door slowly slide open. I couldn't really tell who was coming in but I knew it was a female so I laid there perfectly still. Once the door was shut and she turned around I think she was as shocked as I was when our eyes met. The one sneaking in the house was my step-Mom! She was wearing an outfit that I would have never guessed her wearing, ever. She looked like a total 80's rocker chick right down to the silver hoop earrings and metal bracelet. She was wearing a t-shirt with the name of a band I've never heard of but it also said "Lock up your sons" which by the look of everything, a very interesting story was about to unfold. She tells me she lied to my Step-Dad last night so she could go see some of her favorite rock bands that were in town.