これを厄介なものにしたくありません。アッシュハリウッド

You probably wonder what I am doing standing here in your flannel shirt. I was just gathering the last of your step-son's clothes and thought this shirt belonged to him. He told me over the phone that it belongs to you. I had to sniff if out of curiosity. I had no idea I would become so entranced that I would wrap myself in it only to be caught by you! I don't want this to get awkward but just so it's fair, I've noticed you looking a little long at me at family functions. A girl knows when someone likes what they see when they look at her. I admit that even though I am married to your step-son, I think you are quite attractive. You are such a mans man. I already know there is no way I could look at your step-son in the eye if I fucked his step-dad, but what if we played around a different way? We really should get the sexual tension dealt with before our next family function don't you think? How about I tickle your cock a little.