俺にとっては人間便器に変身

Hey fuckhole, guess what? I'm feeling extra super gasy today and want to let some out those stinky farts out, but since the toilet is where I feel the best and where they come out best, as well, I'm gonna turn you into my human toilet and sit on you. haha that's right, and you're lucky that you get nothing but farts today, cause if I were to be meaner, I'd also pee on you or maybe more hahaha :) I want you to see this as the amazing privilege that it is and to open your mouth wide, poke your tongue out and get ready to sniff and taste them ;) I won't be talking to you today, cause you don't deserve listening to the sound of my voice, so I expect you to know what you have to do. Impress me and maybe I'll even let you jerk off while you smell my wet, stinky farts today!