ソファの下で立ち往生

I have a package I hadn't used yet, and I realize it's under the couch, tucked all the way back by the wall. I slide in to get it and even find other things I had misplaced. The next thing I know my tits hurt and I can't get out! I try over and over, kicking, and some calls for help. I wiggle jiggle and thrash a round a bit until I am freed.