小さなディックは大きなディックを夢見る

I'd like to say I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, but you're quite a pest, always so desperate to get my attention. You know, I don't like being hasseled. It doesn't impress me. Do you know what else doesn't impress me? Your tiny little pecker. It's not very big at all, is it? One inch? Two at most, probably. How dreadfully sad for you. I'll bet my nipples are bigger! And you can only dream of having a big, black cock. And what else can you only dream of?