君が僕になりたいのは知ってる

It's true though isn't it? I've caught you staring, it's not that you want me, you want to be me! I'm the very image of everything you wish you could be, tall, curvy, confident and with a great sense of style...You're obsessed, and it's really sad because you'll never quite get there... But with my help and guidance, maybe you can be second best!