妻をグーニングに任せて

You don't need her, you don't need anyone else, you need me and my gooning clips. You are always bothered by your stupid wife, she's so boring, and you want your own space, your private area for gooning, am I right wanker? You don't need to give her something, she's just stressing you, you have to relax and goon here with your favorite bratty Goddess. Who cares about her, you just care about your daily fix, your gooner life, I hooked you into financial domination and I've turned you into my puppet. You don't want your wife anymore, it's time to leave her and follow my instructions.