デートの前に継母に赤ちゃんのねり粉をあげましょう。ゾーイ・ホロウェイ & マイケル・ダイアモンド

Just like Step-Daddy's have their little princess stepdaughters, some Step-Mommy's have StepMama's boys for sons. I happen to be very fond of my budding step-son. Ever since his Step-Dad departed it's just been him and I at the house. I've gotten used to having him with me in the evenings hanging at home. He needs to go on dates, I know, but I don't feel any girl out there is going to love him as much as I do and take care of him the way I like to. When he comes to me for wardrobe approval before his date, I inspect him thoroughly on the outside and ask the most important question of the evening, "Honey, did you jerk it"