おいしいチョコレート潤滑油

I know you've been dreaming of eating, sniffing and playing with my homemade, personally-brewed chocolate. But I don't think you truly deserve it! I'm not convince you're really worth it! First, you're gonna have to really prove your worth and show me that your disturbing, disgusting fetish is as real as it could be, and that it's not just something you're trying to get out of me to tick it off the list. I want you to be really desperate for it, truly insane about it, not just a little tempted to try it! So before I ever get convinced to mail you my chocolate, you're gonna go ahead and play with your own - my way, of course! I have some very special instructions for you today, so I do hope your belly is full and you're ready to get brewing a really big one for Goddess. Oh, and be prepared to take selfies - I won't have it any other way!