Disordinato cibo asmr

Stripping completely naked out of my workout clothes, I begin to get very messy, starting with margarine, rubbing it thoroughly over myself so you can hear the squelching and rubbing, followed by pouring and rubbing strawberry milkshake over myself, then sticky golden syrup, and finally, crumbling a chocolate and cream cake over myself and rubbing it on, ending in a very messy & sticky state.