Dipingere le mie unghie dei piedi nere

Are you looking at my feet or are you looking at my cleavage? It doesn't matter which, I know you're looking... I start out by massaging my feet, before moving on to giving them a relaxing pedicure and painting my toenails the deepest darkest black (like my soul!), all whilst wearing a gorgeous, sheer, black lace dress with an incredibly low neck line!