Mi piacciono i cazzi! Non noi!

Let Me guess: you have a weenie. See, men with cocks aren't obsessed about it to the point where they have to jerk off to Women talking about it. Something so insignificant - is such a big part of your life. Constantly worrying about it, trying to hide it, comparing it to other cocks, feeling the effects of its emasculating presence. It informs everything that you do. Stop thinking about hopeless things. Focus on being sorry that you can't please a Woman. I want you to feel shame, every waking moment. Every relaxing one, too: I want you to have nightmares about little birds eating your dick because they think it's a worm. You're stuck with it. It's never going to get bigger, and Women are not going to magically start liking little dicks. The only Women who say they're ok with a little dick are those who are with boyfriends with small penises. They coddle them to get what they want from them. It's not like they can afford to lose the only Woman who will live with that...