SPH ini adalah lelucon kan?

Begging you to come over, I've made up countless reasons, but you just wouldn't come visit. I know I look good, You even gossiped to the neighbor about how sexy you think I am. Now you are finally here! Im so horny for you, but you look timid? Shy? Why are you holding back? Come on take your pants down! Oh my Gawd! You're dick is tiny!! This is a joke right? You have a strapon with this little dick, your real dick is tucked? RIGHT No? Its so tiny!