PA menelanjangi dana hukum

Apologies for the intrusion into your hotel room, but we've been on so many business trips that it doesn't seem that important. I've been thinking. The wages I get doesn't really cut it if I want to excel in life... and that's where you come in. You remember I mentioned wanting to earn a law degree? The thing is, they're so expensive. So I was wondering if you could write me a company cheque to fund this law degree. No? Well, I was prepared for that reaction. I think I have something that might persuade you. You don't mind if I take off my coat, do you? I know you're compelled to write that cheque because you don't want me to leave, so I've brought these handcuffs, but without the key, so I can't go anywhere at all. Hands behind my back, just the way you like it, so you can do whatever you want. Tell me.. what do you want to do to me?