आप कभी भी बड़े टिड्डी गॉथ गाउल फिएंड नहीं होंगे

It's come to my attention that you've been a little bit jealous lately - and want a spell from me. I heard you wanted a spell to have amazing tits like mine. So big and soft and fun to play with - and you are jealous you don't have bags of fun like mine. But, you'll never ever have tits like mine. You'll never be a big tiddy goth ghoul fiend... but... if I'm in a good mood, I could give you a spell to grow some similar... Listen as I talk you through what it would be like to have your own impressive tits. You'd never be bored again.