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The Sun was shining and there was a light breeze ideal conditions for hanging out my washing, so I took a load from my machine and headed up to the washing line but my peg bag was empty, where were my pegs? then I suddenly remembered I had them Hanging from my pussy lips, I wanted to see how many I could Hang down and I managed a total of 24, now do you think I could get into the Guinness book of records ?