Pète, ignorer

I know you often dream of sneaking into my room, like a little fly on the wall and just look at admire my sexy body all naked and get to inhale my farts without me knowing you’re there. Not like anyone would care about your lame ass presence, anyway! So you’re welcome for this amazing video of me playing games on my phone and ignoring you all while I fart! You know that this is already way more than you deserve, so go ahead and thank me for allowing you to watch it