Tu seras mon cocu. Ou je prendrai ta maison

Hello darling! Do you like my outfit? I think everybody at the party I'm going to will like it too, you're not coming with me though. See I've been thinking a lot lately about how our relationship has got a little stale, and I'm really not getting what I want out of this, so I think we should spice things up a little bit. I remember you mentioned opening things up a while ago, and I love the idea, but you kept talking about one penis policies, and honestly, I'm not having any part of that. You annoyed me so much with that suggestion that I decided to teach you a lesson, and now I'm going off to ride the cock carousel and you get nothing! Don't be sad, you get to have me in your life, just not your bed, and I know you're going to learn to love it because you have far more to lose than I do!