Qui la fourchette es-tu

Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my kitchen grabbing your tiny penis? Why did you think that was ok? You're a creepy fucker that sneaks into houses and jerks off with your little dick? Eww, you're going faster. There are cameras taking video of you stroking your tiny pecker. It's pathetic and sad that nobody will ever want you. I should cut off your tiny dicklette and make you more of a loser. Are you going to cum in my kitchen? Gross. Your cum is all over and it's disgusting. You better lick it up or I will call the cops and show them the videos. When you're done, see yourself out.