Coups de couilles magiquement améliorés

You've made a mess of all my supplies and so I have a suitable and severe punishment for you. I begin by kicking you in the balls. If my super chunky platforms wouldn't hurt enough under normal circumstances - well - this is part of my Hallowe'en series... I've magically enhanced the boots to make each kick extra hard. You'll be pulling your balls from outside your arse for weeks to come! Perhaps that'll teach you to make a mess of my supplies!