J'ai un remède pour ton blues

You've been feeling down lately, haven't you? I have a cure for your blues. Serving Me will show you your true purpose. Do you want your life to have substance and meaning again? I know exactly what you need. You love how I control everything about you. That is the sign of a good slave, one who submits fully. Once you serve Me completely, you will be permitted to stroke. It feels so good knowing you earned it, doesn't it? This cure for your depression is so good.